Valentine’s day, 1986
You put a bug in my hair, when I just wanted a kiss
Seventh grade, I used to dread Halloween
Because I knew you’d come and cover my house with TP
Boy I find I kinda miss your tricks
You’re my one and only Christmas wish
So spike my Christmas punch again
I just want you and your shenanigans
Cause without you and all the games you play
it ain’t a holiday
New Year’s Eve, you call at twelve on the dot
You say it’s accidental, but I know it’s not
Look out my window, baby there you are
Guilty grin, you shaving-creamed my car
Boy I really love your little pranks
You’re the one that makes me wanna give thanks
Spike my Christmas punch again
I just want you and your shenanigans
Cause every day's like April Fool's
I wanna wreak some havoc with you
Cause without you and all the games you play
It ain't a holiday