Ribbons, bows, ho-ho-ho's
It's Decembertime yo, shopping day one
You found the perfect gift, you be gettin' it done
A paperweight is what it is
What's the next step
Hell this ain't no pop quiz

Presentation, you're gonna wrap it up
Swiftly, quick-like
All you need is a bag & tissue
just fill out the tag you wish you
had done it nicer dag
Ain't no thang it's for your boss at Burger Kang

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Either phrase give thanks and praise
to all the gift wrappers
Because wrapping is the hardest part
It's an art, if you're smart
You'll take the time to wrap

Three weeks til Christmas, time to hit the mall
It's that time of year yo where the peoples just get all
Crazy, bananas in a tree
You throw down with a grandmom til you get a
Ticke Me Elmo, it's still a big hit
I'm tellling you boys, with the kids it's shhh...

Before you peace out you see a crazy-ass sight
in the middle of the mall a surpriseful delight
Charity gift wrap, Aw yeah I'll bite
For only 25 bills this Christmas wrap be done right
Off the hook for your little cousin Brooke

Twelve days are left to go,
but there ain't no swans-a-swimmin'
Sittin' in your crib with the Christmas tree you trimmin'
Underneath the tree is your favorite gift of all
You didn't get it from the net and it isn't from the mall
It's a little tiny box and the wrapping is divine
Sleek silver paper with an intricate design
A velvet ribbon wraps around and curves on every edge
Just to hold it in your hand is a certain privilege
What's inside, yo? Release.
You gotta wait til Christmas. Peace.